A DYE HARD HOLIDAY
AIMEE NICOLE WALKER
M/M ROMANCE
RELEASE DATE: 11.24.17
COVER ARTIST: Jay
Aheer/Simply Defined Art
BLURB
It’s
supposed to be the most wonderful time of year for Gabe and Josh Roman-Wyatt as
they celebrate their first holidays as fathers, but someone’s war on St. Nick threatens
to ruin their holly jolly Christmas.
The
Norman Rockwell holiday they had envisioned implodes and shenanigans ensue in
true Josh and Gabe style, but that only makes the couple more determined to
rejoice in the love and joy they have found in one another. A Black Friday
showdown, two foul-mouthed birds, one lumbersexual, ugly Christmas sweaters
aplenty, four invading grandparents, and a sexy twist on an advent calendar
lead up to oh, holy nights. Catch up with your favorite characters and meet
some new faces in a tale that is sure to make you feel as warm as Josh’s
creamy, hot-buttered rum concoction.
A
Dye Hard Holiday is a funny story about two fathers trying to hold it all
together as they juggle busy careers and family life while planning the perfect
holiday season. Will they be rocking around the Christmas tree or will it be a
blue Christmas? The book is approximately 50,000 words long and is not intended
as a standalone book. This supplements the Curl Up and Dye Mysteries series,
which should be read in order. This book contains sexually explicit material
and is intended for adults 18 and over.
EXCERPT
“Die
Hard is not a Christmas movie, Gabe.”
“Sure, it is,” he argued. “It’s the
best Christmas movie ever. Shit gets blown up, terrorists get killed, and
Badass Bruce saves the day. You don’t get any more Christmas-y than that.”
“Did you take that quote straight
from his fan club?” I questioned as I put my shirt back on.
“What movie is a better Christmas
movie than Die Hard?”
“Where do I begin?” I rolled my eyes
dramatically. “It’s a Wonderful Life, Home Alone…”
“Which Home Alone?” Gabe asked
seriously.
“The first one, of course, even
though the second one was good too.”
“I think Home Alone is a close
second to Die Hard,” Gabe admitted. “You know, we could create a holiday movie
of our own?” He waggled his brows suggestively. “A fun title comes immediately
to mind.”
“And that would be?”
“It’s a Wonderful Hard-On starring
Captain Cock and Jizzy Josh.” Gabe looked so proud of his suggestion.
“I… can’t with you right now,” I
said once I stopped laughing. “That’s one video we won’t be filming this year.”
“What happened to that oozing
Christmas spirit from earlier?”
“Not on film, baby.”
“Okay, fine.”
I am a
wife and mother to three kids, three dogs, and a cat. When I’m not dreaming up
stories, I like to lose myself in a good book, cook or bake. I'm a girly tomboy
who
paints her fingernails while watching sports and yelling at the referees.
I will
always choose the book over the movie. I believe in happily-ever-after. Love
inspires everything that I do. Music keeps me sane.
Giveaway
Ah, favorite thing about Holiday books? Gotta love a kiss under the mistletoe ;)
ReplyDeleteI agree. Mistletoe is fun
DeleteOH, this is going to be soooooooo good! can't wait!
ReplyDeletefinding the true spirit of Christmas
ReplyDeleteI don't read many holiday books but when I do they definitely put me in a festive mood.
ReplyDeleteYuhuuuu!!! Holidays are coming with great books!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read A Dye Hard Holiday!!!
Can not get enough of this book cover!!! ABSOULETY amazing!! Best holiday book coming your way!!!
ReplyDeleteFavorite thing about holiday books is the decorating the couples do together. I love the cover!
ReplyDeleteFamily gatherings is what I love the most about holiday books. Banter between siblings, wild antics of drunk aunties/uncles, children expressing their mirth upon receiving gifts, things like that. <3
ReplyDeleteI love reading about how they celebrate the holidays!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing about holiday books is all the sweet loving things everyone is always doing for each other. I loves a good sappy holiday book with minimum angst and such. Others are just as good but the feel good ones get me all the time. I love the cover btw! ^·^
ReplyDeleteGawd I simply adore Josh and Gabe! And that cover, jaw dropped and can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeletecan't wait for this!
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I really love the cover, it is so Josh and Gabe! Can't wait to see what kind of escapades those two can get into but threw it all I know they will come out strong because they have love and that is enough.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing about holiday books is reading all the love different ways they show they each other during the season. Love the beautiful cover my beautiful friend.
ReplyDeleteYAY Can't wait for more Gabe and Josh! The cover is stunning!
ReplyDeleteAwesome can't wait! {giveaway question; What is your favorite thing about Holiday books? I would have to say how hilarious they usually can get lol}
ReplyDeleteThe spirit of togetherness and happiness and all forms of love and friendship feel stronger in holiday books and during the season.
ReplyDeleteI love holiday books because they help me get into the holiday spirit. The holidays are stressful amd that usually shows up in the books, but the endings are happy and things work out.
ReplyDeleteLove all the books. Can't wait for this one!
ReplyDeleteThis cover is beautiful!! Love Christmas stories!
ReplyDeleteHoliday books bring such a smile to my face, and living in the scary times we live in today its nice to find joy, happiness and love within this wonderful community and most definitely with the wonderful men of Dye Hard series.
ReplyDeleteLove holiday books it's great to catch up with much loved characters and new ones too.
ReplyDeleteI love all the different takes and creative ideas authors come up with for holiday-themed books. I also love celebrating through the story and learning about holiday traditions that I did not know about.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for this one. Favourite thing about holiday books is revisiting characters.
ReplyDeleteHoliday books bring all of those beloved side characters front and center.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait favorite thing will be family time
ReplyDeleteFamily, Friends & loved ones together Oh Yeah ... My son's homemade Eggnog
ReplyDeleteCongrats. I love holiday stories.
ReplyDeletethe spirit of xmas in a book I love
ReplyDeleteI love holiday novellas that catch me up on my favorite couples. Always fun to see them celebrating their love on the holiday!
ReplyDeleteI love holiday books because they tend to bring out the best of the characters. Holidays are special times
ReplyDeleteI loved holiday books. Some characters embracing the season & others wishing it would just go away...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go against the grain here. I like my sappy ones, too; but I also like a good realistic story that depicts all the stress, conflict, complications, and dynamics that also occur to folks over the holidays, whether it be their own issues or with family, a loved one, etc. -
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This is going to get me in the holiday spirit. I love holiday books, because it is nice to see that even fictional characters don't get it right in the first place but end up in a good place anyway, mind, body and soul. Merry Christmas Gabe and Josh.
ReplyDeleteWhen they snuggle on the sofa and do sweet things together. Can't wait to see what Josh and Gabe get up to over the holidays.
ReplyDeleteI like seeing the ways the characters share love for the holidays.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing about holiday books is that they are centered around hope, love, and family. They remind us that holiday miracles can and do happen
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