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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Release Day Review: Sex Ed by Z.B. Heller #Review #Giveaway




Author: Z.B. Heller
Book: Sex Ed
Self Published
Publication Date: May 31, 2017
Length: 243 pages


Reviewed by Meredith


Synopsis

Jaxson Dane is harboring a secret.

Not the fact that he’s a geeky comic book lover, or that he secretly draws his own comic, Bunny Fu Ninja Warrior. It’s not even classified information that he’s out and proud!

His secret is the shame that he’s a twenty-three-year-old virgin.

Jaxson isn’t waiting for marriage or even afraid of taking that step, he just hasn’t found the one guy who will accept all of his adorkable qualities. Due to an unfortunate mishap with a self-pleasuring apparatus and his favorite appendage, Jaxson meets Tyler Mason. The emerald-green-eyed nurse is a witness to the mortifying incident, leaving Jaxon both grateful and disappointed in their one-time meeting.

And then Tyler somehow shows up at Jaxon’s family dinner.

The very dinner at which Jaxson’s hidden virginity is revealed to everyone, including the captivating nurse.

Even though he secretly found the ER situation hilarious, Tyler is also able to look past it to see Jaxson’s genuine nature and is drawn to the charming and hapless comic book artist. He’s tempted to pursue the inexperienced Jaxson, but a recent and life-altering decision puts a damper on his wants and desires. However, the more time they spent together, the more willing he is to take the risk of juggling his new commitments and winning Jaxon’s affections.

A large, insane, and meddlesome family, two prying co-workers, and a sexy nurse are all trying to give Jaxson a crash course in Sex Ed. Will he pass?






Review

Sex Ed by Z.B. Heller is a rom-com with high comedy. Like more comedy than anything else for sure. Jaxson's character was truly fabulous. There's something about a shy and clumsy guy that calls to me. Add in that he's a virgin and you can see how the humor is born.

I would say that Jaxson was by far my favorite character in this. It's very hard not to love and deeply sympathize with him. Tyler (an ER nurse) is really the perfect fit for someone like Jaxson. He will need someone with medical training to keep him alive with how accident prone he is. I really was laughing my butt off with how Tyler and Jaxson meet. It's one of those stories that if you heard one of your friends tell you it, you wouldn't believe them.

If you happen to have read Z.B. Heller's Moxie series, Jaxson is Moxie's son. No, you don't need to read the Moxie series to get this. It's a standalone through and through. That's just a tidbit for fans.

Now, there are varying degrees of humor. My favorite is dry humor always has been always will be. I wouldn't say this was dry humor. It's slapstick at times and occasionally way over the top. When the author reels it in the balance equals good comedy. There's also an element of crudeness which I don't have an issue with at all. I tend to cringe at those sort of jokes but I can see the appeal some have toward it.

I did have one issue with this story. I felt really bad for Jaxson when SO many nasty and crude jokes were at his expense. A lot by family and friends. There's ribbing and then there's joking around to pull a laugh without really caring about someone's feelings and that's where this fell. I found myself analyzing if Jaxson was shy and socially awkward because of the, for lack of a better word, bullying he endured his whole life. This is just a hard limit for me for personal reasons.

It's duel POV which I love! I like getting into the MC's heads and there's less confusion and the picture always seems clearer to me.

All in all it is a humorous romantic love story with over the top antics. It's unique in its own right. I'd absolutely say if you're a fan of crude, loud, slapstick humor with crazy characters and an underdog who wins then give this a go.




Giveaway


The monthly review giveaway this month is a Kindle Fire
Courtesy of author Z. B Heller!

HUGE thank you to her for her generosity! 

Contest ends June 30th! It is an international contest.
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Cover Reveal: Sex Ed by Z.B. Heller






Sex Ed, an all-new HOT and hilarious M/M comedy from Z.B. Heller is coming May 31st!

Sex Ed by Z.B. Heller
Publication Date: May 31st, 2017
Cover Designer: Pink Ink Designs
Genre: Contemporary MM Romance










Jaxson Dane is harboring a secret.

Not the fact that he’s a geeky comic book lover, or that he secretly draws his own comic, Bunny Fu Ninja Warrior. It’s not even classified information that he’s out and proud!

 His secret is the shame that he’s a twenty-three-year-old virgin.

Jaxson isn’t waiting for marriage or even afraid of taking that step, he just hasn’t found the one guy who will accept all of his adorkable qualities. Due to an unfortunate mishap with a self-pleasuring apparatus and his favorite appendage, Jaxson meets Tyler Mason. The emerald-green-eyed nurse is a witness to the mortifying incident, leaving Jaxon both grateful and disappointed in their one-time meeting.

And then Tyler somehow shows up at Jaxon’s family dinner.

The very dinner at which Jaxson’s hidden virginity is revealed to everyone, including the captivating nurse.

Even though he secretly found the ER situation hilarious, Tyler is also able to look past it to see Jaxson’s genuine nature and is drawn to the charming and hapless comic book artist. He’s tempted to pursue the inexperienced Jaxson, but a recent and life-altering decision puts a damper on his wants and desires. However, the more time they spent together, the more willing he is to take the risk of juggling his new commitments and winning Jaxon’s affections.

A large, insane, and meddlesome family, two prying co-workers, and a sexy nurse are all trying to give Jaxson a crash course in Sex Ed. Will he pass?

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About the Author: 

As a little girl, it was always a dream for Z.B. Heller to become She-Ra Princess of Power. Since this fantasy was unobtainable, as was the one of being a Thundercat, she spent what was probably too long in college trying to "find herself." Becoming a multimedia artist scratched the creative itch while she taught elementary and middle school. It wasn't until the stories in her head got to be too loud for her to get anything else accomplished. Possibly was more of a psychiatric break from kids sharing all they're mucous. Heller writes both m/f and m/m stories but believes the meaning behind it all is not the matter of gender; everyone likes a good romp in the hay. She lives in St. Louis with her husband, son and Flemish Giant rabbit Chloe. In her spare time (what is that?), she likes to read, stalk other authors that usually ends in restraining orders and is back in school for her second Masters in School Counseling. Oh, those poor children.







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Twitter: @ZBHeller



Tuesday, March 15, 2016

A Piece of Me: ZB Heller ~Guest Post~ I am a Loser



I am very excited to have Z.B. Heller as my guest today for my monthly feature, A Piece of Me. As you know this is a feature on Diverse Reader where an artist of some sort writes up a post. This post literally is what the title says, a piece of themselves. Sometimes they are serious moments, sometimes they are a funny tale. Either way, it's an honor to have them here and sharing a part of their soul with us.

So, ZB. She's an incredible author, and funny funny funny. If you've had the privilege of speaking with her than you know.

Okay, so, get comfy and enjoy ZB's piece...



I AM A LOSER


Great way to start this isn’t it? You’re sitting there, drinking your cup of coffee, or vodka and think “Hey, I get to read about this author who’s a total self proclaimed loser!” Don’t worry, there is a reason it starts that way, so sit down, get comfy and turn off Maury, because he’s NOT the father.

It begins that way because I started my life that way. There I was an eighteen-year-old with stars in her eyes of wanting to become a famous chef.  I used to sit in front of the television for hours watching the Frugal Gourmet. This was before he turned out to be a creepy douche, but I was dreaming of the days I would make gastronomic masterpieces that would make your mouth orgasm in delight. I wasn’t much of anything in high school, shocking I know, and honestly no one, except for my parents, expected me to make anything great out of my life. I was a loser remember?

I made it through six months of culinary school before I was told by one of the asshole chefs that I sucked and had no business being there. He didn’t even say it in some cool French accents that you see in cartoons. I went home, tail tucked between my legs and had no clue as to what to do next because cooking was my dream. I was an encrusted lamb roast of a loser.

I spent some time at a community college, where I made some really great friends and became involved with the school newspaper. (Foreshadowing?) It was called The Chronicle. I wrote a few stories here and there, and over time became interested in the graphic design aspect of how everything was assembled for publishing. There were late nights spent in the newspaper office, making out with my then boyfriend, running throughout the empty school and belting out Evita from the second story balcony, all the while trying to make our deadlines. I was a musical loving loser.

I eventually transferred schools to study graphic design. Art was my original passion and this was a chance to make it flourish, but something wasn’t right. Imagine a kind of blind date as an adult and he calls his mom while at the table to tell her he’ll be home late. I remember doing a presentation and nailing the project perfectly. The teacher pulled me aside and said, “Zolie, I don’t know if you’re cut out for graphic design, but have you ever thought about a career in teaching?” Apparently, I was a great presenter, but sucky graphic designer. That same semester I left that school. I was a photoshopped loser.

Eventually I did find my calling. After eight years, yes eight, I graduated with a teaching degree with a minor in art education.  After some time searching, I found what I will still say was the best job I had up to that time teaching art to kindergarten through eighth grade. The good news is that none of my students sought out therapy because of me.  My husband and had been married for two years by that point and wanted to start a family. It was then I found out I wouldn’t be able to carry a child and experience pregnancy. I was an un-fertile Myrtle loser.

After extensive discussion and reflection my husband and I opted to use a surrogate to carry our child for us. We were lucky in that we were matched with a true angel. I have paperwork in with the Vatican to name her a saint, a knight or have a country named after her. She helped bring our beautiful boy into the world. I always tease that it was her labor of love, except no labor. But it was after that that I had to make the choice not to work full time and raise our son during early childhood.

But needing something intelligent to do between the feedings, naps and diapers, I went back for a master’s degree in art therapy. Three years of endless work and papers my poor husband helped to edit proved to be the wrong direction. It was 2009, the Great Recession and my husband had lost his job. He was unemployed for nine months, while I struggled through the end of grad school, it was time to make some very hard choices. Our lives were abruptly turned upside down when he got a job in a different state and for six months we lived in two states while I finished school and he worked. I was in the middle of doing my art therapy practicum when my son fell ill with a mysterious fever every twenty-eight days. I failed my practicum. I was a graduate degree loser.

We finally reunited and moved, and I finished my schooling, but because of the poor job market teaching jobs and art therapy positions were nowhere to be found. While it was tempting to work at Baskin Robins for free ice cream cones, I decided to combine my two loves of art and teaching. BEHOLD! I opened a business of teaching art as an after school activity. At first it was great, but market circumstances changed and I lost a lot most of my business. After some stress, drinking, anger, drinking, and over-consuming of cheesy poofs, I decided to close the business down. I was cheesy sticky fingered loser.

It was during this stressful time I decided to write down some ideas. I started writing a story, similar but not entirely based on myself. I used the one tool I knew I had in my arsenal and that was humor. The character of Moxie was a size sixteen redhead with a crass attitude and took shit from no one, but inside she felt like she was…are you ready for it? A fat loser.

I hit the “Publish” button in May 2014 with no expectations whatsoever, and to my astonishment, people became quite fond of my loud mouth heroine along with all of her insecurities. I wrote a follow up to that book and then along the way found my passion in the M/M genre. Writing Tied Together meant a great deal to me. Even though it was about two men, they both have pieces of me buried deep within. I didn’t know how it would go when I hit that “Publish” button, but again to my amazement Tied Together took off and I planted my foot into the M/M community, and have come to love the characters as much as my readers.

I look back at all I have just written and come to a very important conclusion. I’ve had so many experiences in different places, different career fields, different geographies, different relationships (good and bad) and all of these things are what make the heart beat in my characters. So, for all of those times I thought I was a loser, I was in fact the biggest winner.




About the Author

As a little girl it was always a dream for Z.B. Heller to become She-Ra Princess of Power. Since this dream was unobtainable, she spent what was probably way to long in college trying to "find herself". Becoming an artist scratched the creative itch until the stories in her head were getting to be to loud for her to get anything else accomplished. She lives in St. Louis with her husband, son and Flemish Giant rabbit Chloe. In her spare time she likes to read, stalk celebrities on Twitter and create the type of art that people scratch their heads about.

The Chronicles of Moxie is Z.B. Heller's debut novel.