Because Kade is fabulous, he has this awesome story to offer you, AND a terrific interview. I had such an amazing time coming up with these questions. So, here you go, everyone. I give to you Proud Heart:
Title: Proud Heart: A Chance & Bradley Short (Chance of Heart 1.5)
Author: Kade Boehme
Cover Artist: Allison Cassatta
Publication Date: June 16, 2015
Synopsis:
After three years together and a fair share of family drama,
Bradley and Chance are feeling the strain of trying to keep their business
afloat, their families happy, and plan their wedding. Chance is headed to an
LGBT charity horse show in L.A. just in time for Pride, but Bradley can’t pull
himself away from overworking and his insecurities.
Bradley gets it together, though, and their brief time in
L.A. may be just what they need to remind themselves how much they matter to
each other.
A Chance & Bradley Pride Month Short. 9k words that
include an insecure accountant, his frisky cowboy fiancé, and a pair of riding
chaps.
Interview:
Diary of a Deranged Princess haha
Frustrating. Haha. I always think women sound like they have to work
harder to get off than men, which it looks like when I see porn b/c it’s like
“dude that’d be easier if you had a dick.” Haha. If that makes sense? Like as a
dude, I get that penetration AND it’s pretty much a guarantee I’m gonna get
off. When I saw statistics from Planned Parenthood that only 61% of women 18-24
had an orgasm the last time they had sex I was baffled. I can’t remember a time
I hadn’t. BUT from what I hear, women have longer orgasms, so I’d say that’s
another thing I’d imagine sex as for a woman. Intense.
I think the day I realized the lease
was in my name, all the bills were mine, there was no one to bail me out if I
was going to be homeless, and I could get porn subscriptions without getting
grounded.
Still has to be when I was outed and I just decided NOT to deny it. I did
the first time, when I was 14. I kinda let it roll off because they were SO
mad. But the second time, when I was 18, even when they said I’d have to leave,
I did it. I said fuck it, I can’t do that again. God knows where I’d’ve ended
up if I’d gone with their crazy plans. That day, I was loaded into a car with
anything I could take, and I left and while it wasn’t my choice completely, I’d
say choosing to at least acknowledge it and say I was going to live the
status-quo any more is still the biggest and best change I ever made for
myself, even if it led to lots of years of struggle afterwards.
Wow. That’s tough. I’ll go with a silly answer for this and say Delaware…
because really? It takes an hour to drive through the whole state… they can’t
just combine with someone else?
In your opinion… Is beauty purely
subjective or can someone be wrong about whether something is beautiful?
Damn. Good question. Hm. I’d have to say it’s subjective. Beauty isn’t
quantifiable, there’s no way to measure it. I think some things are universally
beautiful—sunset, the night sky, etc—but measuring physical beauty is
impossible as it’s different across the world, whether you’re talking people or
fashion, or simple things like colors on logos. Beauty is a matter of individual
taste.
Phoebe Buffet from Friends.
Just because I’d love to be that blissfully ditzy. And she’s fabulous.
Mom, I’d want Judith Light all the way. She’s fabulous. She’s an amazing
actress, philanthropist, and LGBT activist. She’s one of my biggest Sheroes
ever. Ever.
As for celeb dad? Jon Stewart, hands down.
As for celeb dad? Jon Stewart, hands down.
I’m alone most of the time, haha, so this is a hard one to answer. I live
alone and work from home so I guess ALL my thoughts are alone, mostly. I think
about what to write next. Money and savings are a big thing I think about. I
spend at least 3 hours of my day bitching to myself about politics haha.
I’d like to think so. I was raised in the church so I still have my
southern boy hang ups. Heaven & Hell, etc. I admire atheists for A) not
being completely horrified that we simply cease in the end, and B) their
guidance of themselves in morality and being good because that’s what you do as
humans because I know even I still find myself being led by biblical standards
and thoughts when I ask if something it right or wrong. But I CAN’T believe we
just cease. I can’t.
I’d most love to go back and visit times when homosexuality wasn’t
shunned in the past, just to see what that was like. But I’d never stay. I’m
much too modern to live back then. I’d say it’d be interesting to go into the
future and see what steps happen as far as LGBT rights go, but living it now is
such an overwhelming and uplifting experience. I’d hate to go forward and find
out we lapse in 10 years and the whole thing falls apart in 50.
I think (aside from your clinical issues with depression etc) as far as my
experience goes, happiness is a choice. I’ve gone through a lot of garbage and
been hurt or disappointed by a lot of people, but I’ve also hurt and
disappointed people myself. The human spirit is nothing if not resilient so I
do think at a certain point you gotta CHOOSE to be happy. It won’t happen
overnight, but it’s about what works for you even if it’s getting out of bed,
putting on a Britney song, and dancing in your underwear for an hour every
morning. You can live in the past, fear the future, guard yourself against the
present… Or you can just do you.
If he wasn’t married, Matt Bomer (haha Boehme and Bomer. Wouldn’t that be
a fun law firm?) Cheyenne Jackson (it’s the eyes) and I’ll be totally clichĂ©
and say Chris Evans because…why not?
Well, I kept thinking too clinically, worrying about lack of things or
remembering writing something so I couldn’t get lost in it. It was too much
like work to enjoy.
Author Bio:
I absolutely agree with you about being Phoebe! She is fantastic!!! Your right on with Delaware...I mean come on! Oh it totally sounds like you have experience dancing in your undies to Britney lol. I'm sure an uplifting experience everyone should try. Bought the short and looking for to catching with Chance! Thank you Thank you!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha yes. I'll admit I must start my day with coffee, Britney, and ass shakage or the whole day is just fucked.
DeleteThat was a great interview!
ReplyDeleteThanks Debra! And I agree. Mere is awesome with the question thing
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